6. It seems that 99.9% of my paycheck goes towards bills, gas, bills and food. And bills.
5. On a Friday night, I'd rather stay home and watch a movie than go out and drink.
4. I shop in the misses section, since clothes from the juniors section don't really fit me anymore....and I get weird looks from girls when I shop in the juniors section.
3. Kids I used to baby-sit are now in college, drinking, and going on spring break trips. Some are even graduating college!
2. I find myself changing the radio to NPR from a music-playing station while I'm driving.
1. My nieces call me a parent.